14 people on my Facebook think that the idea of me assaulting my neighbour and screaming at him is perfectly acceptable because he’s English and they were terrible to William Wallace.
I love you Scottish logic.
cause of death: too shy to call ambulance
Didn’t want to inconvenience anyone
Someone else might have needed it more
this is the greatest thing
Well, you’re not wrong.
I chose Silly Words and Shakespeare.
Every state in the US has a few laws that, to us in 2014, seem to make no sense at all.
Photographer Olivia Locher put together a hilarious series that pokes fun at some of these ridiculous laws that are still on the books.
via Design Taxi
Via Photojojo ♥'s Tumblr
how is cooking feminine i mean it’s fuckin knives and fuckin fire and fuckin dead shit
WHY WAS I UNAWARE OF THE FACT THAT “DISGRUNTLED” IS, IN FACT, THE OPPOSITE OF “GRUNTLED”
WHY DOES NOBODY USE THIS WORD
I’m so gruntled to have found this
Current Mood: Gruntled
When my mom gives me the phone to talk to my relatives
i have way too many celebrity crushes like real people don’t even impress me anymore i’m in too deep
do you ever walk to the beat of your music in public and you think you look really cool but you probably just look like a dumbass
Help me I’ve forgotten how to adult.
I’m almost 23 and I’m collecting kinder surprise toys.
4 down 6 to go!
Fingers crossed the next one is Wolverine or Cap or Thor and doesn’t cause me to go into a KinderComa.
if lucifer needs someones consent to enter their body then so do you
Wow. What a way to put it.